Friday, May 10, 2013

Funny Things She's Said Lately

Ivy is SO much fun to listen to now that she is talking in sentences and constantly saying something! 



Here are some funny things she has said lately...

Ivy: Mama, do you have a big mouth?
Me: Do you think I have a big mouth?
Ivy: Yes.
Me: Why do you think that?
Ivy: Because you're a big girl. Big girls have big mouths.


Ivy: Israel's birthday is in the oven! Mama! Israel's birthday is in the oven, and it's very hot. Hey Israel! Your birthday is in the oven! (pretty sure she meant a birthday cake)


Ivy (randomly, to me): Israel is a duck.
Me: No, Israel is a boy.
Ivy: No...he's a duck.


Ivy (very distressed): Mama!!! Israel just washed my eye!! (Not sure what he actually did...)


Ivy: Mama! Israel is eating a sweater. (Who knows, that may have been true...)


Ivy: Look! Chickens!
Me: No, Ivy, those are just birds in that tree.
Ivy: No....those are just chickens in that tree.


Me: Ivy, you are cute-to-boot.
Ivy: No I'm not! I'm cute-to-bat!


Me: Hey Ivers! (What I call her sometimes)
Ivy: Did you say "neighbors"?
Me: No, I said "Ivers".
Ivy: Oh. Neighbors are people.
Me: Yes. Yes they are.


Ivy: Israel, I'm going to mow you.


Ivy: Mama, are you brushing my comb?
Me: No, I'm brushing your hair.
Ivy: (with an embarrassed laugh) Oh yeah.


7 comments:

Rachel said...

Oh my...I was laughing out loud reading this. She is so cute! I love listening hearing her talk! She is growing up...

Rachel said...

Oops...I mean I love listening to her talk :)

sarah.flyingkites said...

lol...this is adorable! Good job recording it too.

That last one really cracked me up :)

Amber said...

too funny....and i had to take a second look at the picture...looks like someone else i know :)

Anonymous said...

I think she will be a talker as she grows up.
Grandpa Jim

leah said...

haha. adorable! :)

Anonymous said...

love this:) can't wait to see her soon! (and everyone else:)
love you
gma jan